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Hi.

So you’ve decided to follow me and read my stuff. I like you already. Just kidding, I hate myself and am judging you for liking me already.

The slutty traveller

The slutty traveller

They say that to travel is to open up the mind and soul. Well in my travels I did just that, plus my legs. Who would have known the slut filled adventures I’d have while traversing the world. Now when I say slut, I say it with the utmost respect and admiration; is there anything more empowering and wonderful than someone who knows what they want and goes after it? We are so often judged for so many things we do in life, and sex, yes that thing that makes you feel all nice and good, is at the top of that list. Well fear not, for the rise of sex positivity and autonomy is on the rise my friends!

I have to say, doing ~it~ overseas is quite the experience. Just the act of having sex is quite a spicy experience, let alone on foreign ground AND with foreign vaginas and penises. The excitement of travelling, meeting new people, and different cultures makes for quite an intoxicating time. Adding sex to the mixture whisks it into the purest form of magic you might ever come across.

I know that that sounds rather corny and I-just-did-a-year-abroad-I’m-DIFFERENT-AND-SPECIAL of me but it’s the truth. When you travel abroad, you have the unique opportunity to delve into a variety of cultures and to make connections with people you may have never otherwise met and who you may never see again. There’s something quite special about that. No matter if you see them again or not, they’ll always remain a small part of you. Whether it’s the life lessons they taught you, the pain they caused you, the truths they imparted in you, or the cum they left in and all over you. Like I said, quite special.

You see life is too short and too bitter at times to not embrace what’s weird and wonderful in this world; and for me, that’s having great fucking sex while travelling. Yes, you will probably get judged by people who don’t like sex or who are used to their mundane sex life, or by people who simply don’t understand why you would ever find joy in international orgasms. But you must do what is right for you anyway, whatever that means for you. And if it means spicy sexy time with that saucy Spanish Signor or Signora, then I say FUCK FOR YOUR LIFE!

Happy international fucking friends,

Xtina Macarena xx

A tale as old as time: An Australian takes a gap year to go live in the UK

A tale as old as time: An Australian takes a gap year to go live in the UK