* Queen Tiara * from All Things Weird and Wonderful

If you want to be higher in seniority than a mere princess, than the Queen Tiara is for you. 

Fashioned of gold fabric over a semi-rigid frame, this headpiece is banded with tiny multi-colored 'jewels'. There's a golden medallion smack dab in the middle, with round faux gems that look like sapphire, ruby, amythest, aquamarine and peridot. 

Of course, if these were real, they'd be in the Tower of London and not on your head! 

Order this tiara, and then you'd best start practicing your 'royal wave' for times when you'll be out before the commoners.